id be glad to
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
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doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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