You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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