her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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