yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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