Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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