so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
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I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
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