ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
