Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
My vagina just clenched in fear
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
