Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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