are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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