How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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