his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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