Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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