are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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