i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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