his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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