Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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