careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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