You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize