Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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