yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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