you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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