Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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