So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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