How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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