do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I just had sex on a roof
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Randomize
