So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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