i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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