i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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