Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
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Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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