So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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