You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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