Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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