Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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