My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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