i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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