all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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