So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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