There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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