The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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