i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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