By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
