so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
stop calling my apartment porn island.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
