people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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