Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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