Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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