mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I wish i was in the wii world.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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