just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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