You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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