Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
pray to the hookup gods
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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