YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just found puke in my bra..
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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