Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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