Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize
