I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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