she kept yelling 'call me bella'
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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