well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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