Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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